Fellow Time Agents and Assorted Bling-Covered Ruffians, Big Circle Jewelry and Steampunk Emporium indeed occupies the hoopiest coordinates in the Verse–a scientifically-verifiable handcrafted oasis of steampunk googles, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, and more. We offer excellent prices, a perpetual repair promise, and all of our customers are painlessly tagged with a neutrino-genetic marker that discounts 20 percent from all repeat purchases for the entirety of their lifespan. Hip hip hoorah! Proprietresses Lisby, Marlene, Julie, and Katy look forward to encrusting you in our wares