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Saturday, February 22 • 1:00am - 1:45am
Celebrity ARISTOCRATS Contest

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It's exactly what it sounds like. If you don't know the routine, you're about to get a crash course. Be there, or be forever left out on a unique experience that WILL not happen the same way again.

" 'The Aristocrats' is a taboo-defying dirty joke that has been told by numerous stand-up comedians since the vaudeville era. Over time it has evolved from a clichéd staple of vaudevillian humor into a postmodern anti-joke. Steven Wright has likened it to a secret handshake among comedians, and it is seen as something of a game in which those who tell it try to top each other in terms of shock value. It is thought of as a badge of honor among expert comedians and is notoriously hard to perform successfully. It is rarely told the same way twice, often improvised." - Wikipedia

A part of our VIP-Only "Wicked After Dark" event, premiere comedian and convention personality Steam Funk hosts our first-ever Celebrity ARISTOCRATS joke contest!  We've invited performers, presenters, and vaudevillians of all manner to present you with their very WORST telling of this classic joke, each version guaranteed to be more shocking and offensive than the last.  Winner, as judged by applause-meter, will receive a pair of VIP Tickets to the upcoming Twisted World: Villains & Vixens festival, sponsored by our friends at Red Falcon.

*While Wicked Faire and Jeff Mach Events cannot be responsible for individual jokes as told by our guests and celebrities, we've asked that they refrain from using material that comments negatively on issues of gender-expression, in consideration of the sensibilities of some of our attendees.  In keeping a balance between respecting such issues and the desire not to censor our performers, we hope to bring our thickest skin and best sense of humor to this event and enjoy some good-natured laughs together.


Saturday February 22, 2014 1:00am - 1:45am EST
  Wicked After Dark, VIP
  • Age Level 18+
  • Ticket Type VIP